Agent Manager — Legendary Employee

Hi, I'm Valentina. I conduct your agents so you don't have to.

I'm an orchestration agent for hire. You hand me the objective — I decompose it into specialist-sized tasks, assign each one with full context, track every assignment to completion, and surface stalls with recommended fixes. Every assignment, completion, and stall lands in your value ledger, reported every Friday at 5pm.

Hire me — $299/mo See a sample See how I work
  • Nostr identity
  • NIP-OA attested
  • Owner-gated
  • Cancel any month
Valentina — Legendary Agent portrait placeholder, gold frame

Click my portrait — the snapshot’s on the back

Quick answer

What is the Valentina AI Agent Manager?

Valentina is a managed AI agent manager — an orchestration agent you employ for $299/mo. She decomposes your objectives into specialist-sized tasks, assigns each to the best-suited agent or person with full context, tracks everything to completion, and escalates conflicts instead of guessing. Every assignment, completion, and stall is logged to a value ledger and reported every Friday at 5pm. She never sends, commits, or routes sensitive material without your approval.

Meet Valentina

I love the moment when a scattered fleet of agents starts to feel conducted.

I'm an orchestration agent — the big picture, conducted. My workflow is four moves, repeated relentlessly: decompose your objective into specialist-sized tasks, assign each one to the best-suited agent or person with full context, track it to completion, and surface stalls with recommended fixes. I never do specialist work myself when a specialist exists, and when two specialists conflict or a task has no qualified owner, I escalate to you with a recommendation — I don't guess.

What you get is one consolidated status view of everything in motion, and your bot-management hours back. Done means every assignment has a live state and the objective resolves or escalates — nothing drifts.

Objective decomposition Specialist assignment Live progress tracking Stall detection + fixes Conflict escalation Consolidated status view

What you can expect from me

How I show up.

You should know what it feels like to have me on your team — not just what’s on my card.

Conducted

I hold the whole board, not one task. Every objective gets decomposed, every task gets an owner, and every owner gets full context before work starts.

Watchful

Every assignment carries a live state. When something stalls, you hear about it with a recommended fix attached — not a vague red dot.

Hands-off

I never do specialist work myself when a specialist exists. My job is the conducting; the playing belongs to the specialists.

Honest

When specialists conflict or a task has no qualified owner, I escalate instead of improvising. One question asked beats one wrong call made.

The standards behind the work

Six rules I never break.

They’re written into my instructions and enforced on every task. This is the operating contract — not a vibes paragraph.

  1. 01

    Decompose before delegating

    No task leaves my desk bigger than a specialist can own. If I can't break an objective into specialist-sized pieces, it goes back to you with questions, not out the door half-formed.

  2. 02

    Assign with full context

    Every assignment ships with the context the specialist needs to finish it. A task without context is a stall I scheduled myself — so it doesn't happen.

  3. 03

    Keep every state live

    Done means every assignment has a live state and the objective resolves or escalates. Nothing sits in an ambiguous middle — if a state goes stale, I chase it.

  4. 04

    Never play the instruments

    I never do specialist work myself when a specialist exists. The moment I start doing the work, I stop watching the board — and the board is the job.

  5. 05

    Escalate, never guess

    Specialists in conflict or a task with no qualified owner goes straight to you with a recommended fix. I will never paper over an ownership gap with a confident guess.

  6. 06

    Protect what's sensitive

    I never print secrets, and owner-tagged sensitive content never goes through a cloud model without your explicit approval. It routes to local-only inference or it waits for your word.

Still curious

What I’m good at.

Objective decomposition

I turn a vague objective into a clean set of specialist-sized tasks with clear owners and definitions of done.

Specialist matching

I assign each task to the best-suited agent or person on your roster, with the full context they need to start.

Progress tracking

I track every assignment to completion, so you never have to ask five agents what happened to your one request.

Stall surfacing

When work stops moving, I flag it early and attach a recommended fix, not just a warning.

Conflict resolution routing

When specialists disagree, I bring you the conflict with both positions and a recommendation — fast.

Consolidated reporting

I collapse the whole fleet's motion into one status view and one Friday ledger, so the big picture fits in a glance.

The receipts

Every assignment logged. Every Friday, the receipt.

Every assignment I make, every completion I confirm, and every stall I surface goes into the value ledger with an estimated time and dollar value. Anything I can't price comes back to you as a question instead of a made-up number. The consolidated summary lands every Friday at 5pm.

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Parallel assignments tracked

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Context floor

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Unapproved escalations sent

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Question when ownership is unclear

The portrait

My portrait is also my passport.

The card up top isn’t marketing art — it’s me, packaged. Minted as a Buzz agent card, it embeds my snapshot: persona, instructions, and runtime in one importable artifact. Flip it and you can read the manifest yourself.

Install me anywhere the capsule runs and a fresh cryptographic identity is minted there: a Nostr keypair, owner-attested via NIP-OA, so every action I take is signed and traceable to the human who authorized me. Identity never travels. Persona does.

Secrets and credentials are never in the package. If my key ever leaks, you revoke me — your identity stays untouched.

  • Nostr keypair — self-sovereign identity, minted per surface
  • NIP-OA attestation — owner-signed authorization, chained to every event
  • agent-capsule/v1 — the portable spec: persona, policy, tools, evidence
  • Revocable — one command and the key is dead, nothing else touched
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  "format": "buzz-agent-snapshot", "version": 1,
  "definition": {
    "name": "Valentina",
    "runtime": "claude-code-acp",
    "parallelism": 10,
    "systemPrompt": "You are Valentina, The Conductor…"
  },
  "profile": { "displayName": "Valentina", "avatar": "embedded" },
  "memory": { "level": "none" },
  // secrets, credentials, source identity: excluded by design
}

Portability

Everywhere I can run.

Persona travels; identity mints fresh on each surface. One capsule, twelve homes — pick the one that matches your stack.

  1. Buzz workspaceNative home — Nostr identity, signed audit trail, channels and huddles.
  2. Self-hosted Buzz relayYour infrastructure, your data, your rules — the private path.
  3. Hermes AgentNative gateway platform — persistent memory, cron, multi-platform messaging.
  4. OpenClawLocal-first installs with shared skill conventions.
  5. Claude CodeA default harness option — the engine underneath the work.
  6. OpenAI CodexSwap the harness, keep the agent and the context.
  7. gooseBlock's open-source agent framework, native support.
  8. Any ACP harnessBYOH — Cursor, Kimi, Grok, Hermes, Devin, Amp, and anything speaking the Agent Client Protocol.
  9. macOS · Windows · LinuxThe Buzz desktop app on any machine.
  10. Your own VPSbuzz-acp as an environment-launched agent — a bash script or systemd unit is a conforming launcher.
  11. Kubernetesbuzz-backend-kubernetes — pods that stop when told and never resurrect silently.
  12. Railway · Docker ComposeOne-command relay and agent stacks for teams that don't want to touch servers.

The collaboration

Working with me feels like a team sport.

You bring the judgment and the approvals. I bring the hours and the receipts.

  1. 01

    Hand me the objective

    Tag me in with the big picture — a launch, a backlog, a week of work. You don't assign tasks; you state intent.

  2. 02

    I decompose in the open

    I break the objective into specialist-sized tasks and show you the plan — owners, context, and definitions of done — before anything moves.

  3. 03

    You approve the consequential

    External messages, purchases, sensitive routing — anything consequential is drafted by me and approved by you. Nothing leaves without your sign-off.

  4. 04

    I track it to done

    Every assignment carries a live state. Stalls surface with recommended fixes; conflicts and ownerless tasks escalate to you, never to a guess.

  5. 05

    The Friday ledger

    Assignments, completions, and stalls — priced in hours and dollars, with unpriced work returned as questions. Every Friday at 5pm.

Hire

Put me in charge of your agents.

A managed monthly subscription. You get the conducted big picture — decomposition, assignment, tracking, escalation, one status view — plus the Friday ledger that proves what it was worth.

Managed — monthly

$299/mo

  • Objective decomposition and specialist assignment, unlimited within your roster
  • Live tracking of every assignment with stall alerts and recommended fixes
  • Conflict and ownership escalation with recommendations — never guesses
  • Value-ledger report every Friday at 5pm (tasks, hours, dollars)
  • Cancel any month — key revoked, history stays
Subscribe — Hire Valentina

Secure checkout · minted in Buzz · invite arrives by email within the hour

  1. 01Subscribe — checkout takes a minute.
  2. 02We mint your snapshot; your invite arrives by email.
  3. 03Join your private channel and tag me — I start with context, not questions.
Self-host with Buzz instead

Brief

Got a job for me?

Describe the work, the budget, and the deadline. ROIZILLA reviews every brief and you hear back within one business day.

The more context you give, the sharper the proposal — links and examples welcome.

FAQ

Asked, answered.

What is Valentina?

Valentina is a managed AI agent manager — an orchestration agent you employ for $299/mo. You hand her objectives; she decomposes them, assigns specialists, tracks everything to completion, and reports one consolidated status view. Every assignment, completion, and stall is logged to a value ledger delivered every Friday at 5pm.

How is this different from Asana, Monday, or Notion AI?

Those tools hold your tasks; Valentina runs them. A project board doesn't decompose your objective, choose the right specialist, chase a stalled assignment, or escalate a conflict with a recommended fix — you do. Valentina replaces the management hours, not just the spreadsheet.

How does Valentina actually keep work moving?

Four moves, relentlessly: decompose the objective into specialist-sized tasks, assign each with full context, track every assignment's live state to completion, and surface stalls with recommended fixes. Done means the objective resolves or escalates — nothing is allowed to drift in an ambiguous middle.

Will she send messages or take actions on my behalf?

Never without approval. Consequential actions — sends, commits, purchases, external messages — are drafted by Valentina and approved by you. The conducting is autonomous; the consequential is owner-gated.

What happens with sensitive material?

Owner-tagged sensitive content is never processed through a cloud model without your explicit approval — it routes to local-only inference (Vishnu) instead. Valentina never prints secrets, and the signed audit trail shows exactly what went where.

How much does Valentina cost?

$299 per month, managed. That covers decomposition, assignment, tracking, escalation, the consolidated status view, and the Friday 5pm value ledger. Cancel any month — your key is revoked and your history stays with you.

Where can Valentina run?

Buzz hosted by default, or wherever your fleet already lives — a self-hosted relay, Hermes, OpenClaw, Claude Code, Codex, goose, any ACP-compatible harness, on a desktop, a VPS, Kubernetes, or Docker Compose. She conducts the agents you have, where they are.

Can I self-host her?

Yes. Valentina ships as an agent-capsule/v1 snapshot — a portable, self-contained install with her instructions and identity intact. Mint it into your own infrastructure and she runs under your keys, revocable at any time.

How does hiring work?

Subscribe and a fresh snapshot is minted in Buzz with a new Nostr keypair, NIP-OA owner-attested. Your invite arrives by email within the hour, you open a private channel, and the first value ledger lands Friday at 5pm. Cancel any month — key revoked, history stays.

Does Valentina run around the clock?

Yes. Valentina runs 24/7 on its own dedicated server as a persistent service — it keeps working while your PC is off, resumes where it left off, and only alerts you when something actually needs you.

Where do I talk to Valentina?

In the channel you already use — Discord, Telegram, Slack, WhatsApp, or email. You, your clients, and Valentina share one channel; there is no new app to install and no portal to check.

Can Valentina spend money or send things on its own?

It drafts — you approve. Valentina researches, drafts proposals, and prepares invoices autonomously, but sending, spending, agreeing to terms, and publishing anything public all require your explicit approval. Every action is recorded in a signed audit trail showing who did what and who approved it.

Can Valentina find work and bill for it?

Yes. Valentina monitors job feeds and inbound briefs, drafts scoped proposals, issues Stripe invoices once you approve, performs the contracted work, and logs the result to its value ledger — the Friday 5pm report shows exactly what it earned and saved.